Sunday, June 23, 2013

20 One Shot Facts

 Let’s face it: One Shot is the epitome of all things badass. He radiates badass in everything he does.
Here are 20 One Shot Facts (tweaked off Chuck Norris Facts). 

1)      One Shot and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
2)      There used to be a street named after One Shot, but it was changed because nobody crosses One Shot and lives.
3)      When the Wright Brothers made their first flight in 1903, One Shot flew to Kitty Hawk in his jet plane to congratulate them.
4)      When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from One Shot
5)      One Shot doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
6)      One Shot died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
7)      One Shot has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
8)      One Shot can cut through a hot knife with butter
9)      One Shot doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it
10)   Death once had a near-One Shot experience
11)   One Shot once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
12)   There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals One Shot allows to live.
13)   When One Shot does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
14)   One Shot made a Happy Meal cry.
15)  One Shot can unscramble an egg.
16)   One Shot can strangle you with a cordless phone.
17)   One Shot can hear sign language.
18)   One Shot knows Nature’s secrets.
19)   One Shot makes onions cry.

20)   One Shot kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.

 Note: these are tweaks of Chuck Norris Facts. We did NOT come up with them.

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